She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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