if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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