just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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