What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
This house was built for laser tag.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
