So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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