Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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