Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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