is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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