my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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