Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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