How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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