You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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