I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
