C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
there's paper in my vomit.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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