How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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