So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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