there was a trapeze. enough said
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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