4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
