The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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