he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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