she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
