i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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