your parents love me but you hate me
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
What a dumb baby whore.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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