Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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