Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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