So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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