Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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