That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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