She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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