Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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