To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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