can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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