He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
His nipple licking is glorious
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