No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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