So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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