I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
