The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
