FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
i think i just lost a toe
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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