I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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