found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
FUCK WHALES
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
