are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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