You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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