So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
