and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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