the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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