Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
two words: eviction party
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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