I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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