I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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