Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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