She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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