So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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