so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I yelled at your uterus for you.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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